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Friday, November 19, 2010

Truth

Man Friend: 80% of an erection is the same thing as 0% of an erection.

gchat

Cindy: I'm being paranoid, did you get engaged?

Christina: oh GOD
no way in hell
i would have told you right away
and called
and screamed
and been 35 years old