Monday, March 29, 2010
Sunday, March 28, 2010
High Class ISU
"'One-night stands' are for sad little people who meet in Atlantic City casinos or Midwestern hotels. 'Hooking up' is what drunken sorority girls do after their spring formals. We have affairs. Fabulous, sexy, spontaneous affairs."
Friday, March 26, 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
XXX Bus Ride ISU
"Dear hipster asshole - if your junk is going to be in my face while I'm riding the bus, please wear pants that don't make it appear as though you have an animal fighting to get out of them."
Inappropriate Yelp Review. There's no such thing as a free lunch...or dinner...or dessert
I was informed by Yelp that I should not write a review if I:
1) receive freebies for writing a review or
2) if I am connected in any way to the owners or employees
Well.
I may or may not have had hot sex with the owner on occasion, but I am a paying customer. And to be clear I pay him for food not sex. There is no money paid for sex. Or perhaps I am paying for dessert. But really….REALLY…isn’t that something Yelpers want to know about? Where they can get delicious food….with a little something extra? A little more bang (pun intended) for their buck? These are the things I want to know in life.
Oh - and the food is good, too. I give it 4 stars. The 5th is contingent upon the outcome of my next...um...meal.
1) receive freebies for writing a review or
2) if I am connected in any way to the owners or employees
Well.
I may or may not have had hot sex with the owner on occasion, but I am a paying customer. And to be clear I pay him for food not sex. There is no money paid for sex. Or perhaps I am paying for dessert. But really….REALLY…isn’t that something Yelpers want to know about? Where they can get delicious food….with a little something extra? A little more bang (pun intended) for their buck? These are the things I want to know in life.
Oh - and the food is good, too. I give it 4 stars. The 5th is contingent upon the outcome of my next...um...meal.
Friday, March 19, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Cutting Loose
Running into ex ISU
"I need to start doing laundry on Saturday instead of Sunday so I stop running into people I've slept with"
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