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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Inappropriate Yelp Review. There's no such thing as a free lunch...or dinner...or dessert

I was informed by Yelp that I should not write a review if I:

1) receive freebies for writing a review or
2) if I am connected in any way to the owners or employees

Well.

I may or may not have had hot sex with the owner on occasion, but I am a paying customer. And to be clear I pay him for food not sex. There is no money paid for sex. Or perhaps I am paying for dessert. But really….REALLY…isn’t that something Yelpers want to know about? Where they can get delicious food….with a little something extra? A little more bang (pun intended) for their buck? These are the things I want to know in life.

Oh - and the food is good, too. I give it 4 stars. The 5th is contingent upon the outcome of my next...um...meal.
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