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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Inappropriate History Conversation

"So basically Poland was taking it from both sides"
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Inappropriate at Work

Sane Person: "Leave it to you to sexually harass someone with an emoticon."

Crazy Person: "My sexual prowess transcends technology."
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Jewish Singles Night Part II


Backstory: Jenny is Jewish, Grace is not. Entering Jewish Singles Night, in an attempt to make it seem as if Grace is Jewish, Jenny poses a question to her:

Jenny: SO, Grace, what was YOUR Bat Mitzvah theme?
Grace: Christmas.
Jenny: ...
Grace: What was your Bat Mitzvah theme?
Jenny: Noah's Arc mothafuckah!!
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Newly Single


Newly Single Friend: "I need to know what's new in sex. I haven't dated for awhile. Last time I was on the dating scene spanking was new and I was a bit...surprised."


Slutty Friend #1: "Hair pulling."


Slutty Friend #2: "Biting.
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