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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Jewish Singles Night Part II


Backstory: Jenny is Jewish, Grace is not. Entering Jewish Singles Night, in an attempt to make it seem as if Grace is Jewish, Jenny poses a question to her:

Jenny: SO, Grace, what was YOUR Bat Mitzvah theme?
Grace: Christmas.
Jenny: ...
Grace: What was your Bat Mitzvah theme?
Jenny: Noah's Arc mothafuckah!!

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