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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Sick Day ISU

"Can I take a sick day for a sex injury?"
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Inappropriate Post Date Conversation


Slutty Girl: "Shamrock boxers? Really?"

Anonymous Irishman: "What? It's always Saint Patrick's Day. In my pants."
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Inappropriate Mid-Date Texts

Sluttier Girl: "Should I mess around with [anonymous Irishman]?

Slutty Girl: "What does your heart tell you?"

Sluttier Girl: "Yes!...at least I think it's my heart..."
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Inappapriate Pre-Date Texts

Slutty Girl: "I should stop shaving my legs before a date. Then bringing someone home isn't even an option.

Sluttier Girl: "It's still an option. I've done it."
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