Slutty Girl: "I should stop shaving my legs before a date. Then bringing someone home isn't even an option.
Sluttier Girl: "It's still an option. I've done it."
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Friends with your mom on Facebook? Don't want her to find out what trouble "mother's little angel" has been getting into? We don't care about how excited you are for tonight's episode of LOST. We don't care if you perfected your vegan cupcake recipe and that adding flax seed made all the difference. In fact, all we do care about are the cringe-worthy and inappropriate status updates (ISUs), stories, reviews, and conversations that would make yo mama blush.
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